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SATIRE THAT IS ALMOST TRUE: Pro-Life Evangelical Group Endorses Moloch

 
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This is so insanely close to true it almost isn't satire.

There is an active movement this election to do exactly this - convince professing Christians that President Trump is So Mean and So Orange Man Bad, that it would be better to sacrifice children to Moloch than allow them to possibly live in this terrible culture.

A newly formed Christian political group is promising to fight back against Donald Trump in the upcoming November election. Known as Pro-Life Evangelicals for Moloch, the new group promises to return American Evangelicalism to a more socially accepted standing, just as Jesus would. 

"Trump is an existential threat to our precious democracy, our reputation, and our norms," said Dick Wheelson, the leader of the group. "Our precious and holy norms are being violated by that big stinky mean-head. The only way for us to really show the world that Christians are really nice people and don't want to put kids in cages and stuff is to vote in ancient Canaanite god Moloch."

According to the group, the bloodthirsty ancient deity promises to bring a more "Biblically balanced" approach to governance that includes providing free healthcare and college to the babies who survive the yearly child sacrifice event during the winter solstice. 

Katy White, one of the group's 13 members, expressed the urgency of this election saying: "Now more than ever, it's time for Christians to stand on principle as defined by whatever makes us feel better about ourselves and gets us invited to more parties. We miss the parties. Also, we're pro-life and stuff, but do you really want to bring a child into a world where Trump is President? Evangelicals need to start becoming pro-life in a more holistic way. For us, that starts with voting for Moloch. Go vote!" 

https://babylonbee.com/news/pro-life-evangelical-group-endorses-moloch/


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Posted : Monday, October 12, 2020 8:07 pm
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Not sure I am that impressed with this type of satire.  It is sickening to me and totally off base for the fact that this is a sick way to put things..  Unfortunately, in watching the 60 minutes program last night on the Lincoln Project, it came across this way.  ???? 


 
Posted : Monday, October 12, 2020 8:19 pm
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@kris

This idea is out there and growing. I am absolutely dumbfounded that people who were vocally pro-life for all nine months are now not only saying they will vote for Biden-Harris but are actually promoting them.

The Democrat Party platform is anti-God and anti-Christian. If it takes some satire like this to start a discussion and maybe shame a few of the Christian leaders promoting this view to take a step back and re-evaluate their life and what they are promoting then I am all for it.

That Christians are out there promoting a party that is openly embracing Marxism to the point that formerly solid secular Democrats are fleeing the party is appalling.


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Posted : Monday, October 12, 2020 8:27 pm
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@kris

Did not see the 60 Minutes, but my impression of the Lincoln Project is that they are bitter, disgruntled RINOs who didn't get their own way.


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Posted : Monday, October 12, 2020 8:29 pm
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Totally Agree!!


 
Posted : Monday, October 12, 2020 8:29 pm
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Moloch/Molech explained

https://biblehub.com/topical/m/molech.htm

https://www.biblestudytools.com/encyclopedias/isbe/molech-moloch.html

 


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Posted : Monday, October 12, 2020 8:35 pm
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Yes, I remember studying and reading about Molech in Bible Studies on the OT.  Sickening and depraved and more depraved that these so called "Christians" would connect Trump with Molech because Molech is better? I have no words.....


 
Posted : Tuesday, October 13, 2020 10:01 am
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